Initial Release (Cloudflare Workers)

.gitignore

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+node_modules
+.wrangler
+*.toml

LICENSE

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+MIT License
+
+Copyright (c) 2025 bakonpancakz
+
+Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
+of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal
+in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights
+to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell
+copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is
+furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:
+
+The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all
+copies or substantial portions of the Software.
+
+THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
+IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
+FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
+AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER
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+OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE
+SOFTWARE.

README.md

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+<h3 align="center">
+    <img src="content/avatar.png" height=64>
+    <div>
+        <span>faxspittist</span>
+        <span>-</span>
+        <span>The only bot that keeps it 💯 🗣</span>
+    </div>
+</h3>
+<hr>
+
+<!-- Showcase /fax -->
+<div align="center">
+    <h3>Get Facts straight from the <b>GOAT</b> 👀</h3>
+    <p>Keep it real with over 100 images of real dudes with even realer captions</p>
+    <table>
+        <tr>
+            <td><img src="content/fax-images/001.png"></td>
+            <td><img src="content/fax-images/002.png"></td>
+            <td><img src="content/fax-images/003.png"></td>
+        </tr>
+    </table>
+</div>
+
+<!-- Showcase /realtalk -->
+<div align="center">
+    <h3>Hear what the <b>GOAT</b> has to say 🗣</h3>
+    <p>Keep it 💯 by hearing what he has to say with over 50 different quotes</p>
+    <code>You spend most of your life inside your head. So make it a nice place to be.</code>
+    <br><code>If you notice yourself giving more energy than you recieve, step back.</code>
+    <br><code>In order to love who you are, you can not hate the experiences that shaped you.</code>
+</div>

content/README.txt

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+All content in this folder is public and available at:
+https://raw.githubusercontent.com/bakonpancakz/discord-faxspittist/main/content/<filepath>