const m = [
    /* Sun */ 'Even God rested on the seventh day — are you treating yourself well?',
    /* Mon */ "If it's been done before then you know you can do it too! And if they got close, you can get even closer!",
    /* Tue */ "It's Tetris Tuesday! Play <a target='_blank' href='https://tetr.io'>TETR.IO</a>!",
    /* Wed */ 'Bored? Read about the Nintendo 3DS system software. What, too nerdy?',
    /* Thu */ "Make sure you clean your keyboard, there's so much nasty gunk in there.",
    /* Fri */ 'Did you eat something sweet today? Everyone deserves a treat, especially you sweetheart!',
    /* Sat */ 'Your abandoned projects miss you... Maybe give them a visit?',
]

document.querySelector('p#motd')!.innerHTML = m[new Date().getDay()]